“Darlin’, I’ve heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“Imagine: If a man who shakes hands up and down meets a man who shakes hands side to side, what will happen?… — Marcel Theroux Copy Share Image
“Should I get you a shovel so you can dig that hole a little deeper?” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Every single person I've seen in the past few days asks me about the Leg. How is it? How's the Leg? The… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“It was a morning when all nature shouted "Fore!" The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
A conversation between a boy and a pharmacist. The boy said, 'I need condoms.' The pharmacist replied, 'we sell them in packs… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“I couldn't possibly repeat the words he used .They were so unsettling that I sent Nancy indoors to find my spectacles.” — John Bude Copy Share Image
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“What are we doing tonight, Spock?' Luca grinned at Jacob. 'Apparently, he's going to New Zealand,' Ellen replied with heavy sarcasm. 'New… — Sharon Sant Copy Share Image
My secret to having a happy relationship is having a sense of humour and giving one another space: your own space. — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
“A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“The wind was against them now, and Piglet's ears streamed behind him like banners as he fought his way along, and it… — Milne, A. A Copy Share Image
“The leader had a beard and was wearing a caftan that looked as if it had been sewn by elves on hash.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the… — Jason Sellards Copy Share Image
The only reason Why people going to watch Titanic 3D is Because of The Painting scene.... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Although life is hard in pace Lose not thy calm and grace. If thee are not tender Vow not to surrender Eternity… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
“I often don't know where my Luggage is, that's what being a tourist is all about," said Twoflower.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
