“Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.” — Richard Stephens Copy Share Image
I don't think our records contain obvious humour. We're not cracking gags. — Matt Bellamy Copy Share Image
“It sets a dangerous precedent. For avoiding pain? For avoiding life.” — Rowell Rainbow Copy Share Image
“Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.” “Because any other female would!” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.” — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
“How are we going to get out of here?" "Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan." " Do we… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Amy: Pond and her boys . . . my poncho boys. If we're going to die, let's die looking like a peruvian folk band.” — Simon Nye Copy Share Image
“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The announcer, in milky tones, rolled out the commercial; it was all about some sort of washing powder that made laundry days… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
“This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
I tend to think of fear and humour as very, very close together. And to be honest I think pornography completes the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The West Sister Dating Rules were clear on the matter of apologies. On the evolutionary scale of dating, a guy who apologized… — Alex Gabriel Copy Share Image
“But he survived, that radio announcer. His ship and five others out of the flotilla of ten came through, a bit radioactive,… — John Wyndham Copy Share Image
“Try not to move around too much so you don't bleed again. The bandages aren't that thick and blood will soak through… — Susan ee Copy Share Image
“There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
The first piece of 'long' fiction I wrote was a novella parody of Stephen King's 'Christine.' I was in high school, and… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“-To me women are the most unknown factors in the universe, Vieng had then continued, -that is what makes them so interesting… — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
“I was doing my little stand up shtick, the one I did for pretty girls, so they'd like me quickly and wouldn't… — Emily M. Danforth Copy Share Image
“Semilla’s Phlegm-O-Matic promptly made an observation. ‘Wow Semilla look at that shuttle.’ ‘Keep your voice down Raymond we’re in danger,’ Semilla hissed.… — A.R. Merrydew Copy Share Image
