Humour Quote by Robyn Carr Download Open image ““It's rude to discuss your wife with your girlfriend”” — Robyn Carr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Marriage Romance
“That was one of the worst things about losing your wife, I found: your wife is the very person you want to discuss it… — Anne Tyler Copy Share Image
“Don't tell your friend you are fighting with your wife, it gives him pleasure” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“Is that your wife?" Julie asks again, more forcefully. I nod. "Who's that...guy she's with?" I shrug. "Is she cheating on you or something?"… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife. — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“It's bad enough my men wonder why I must kidnap my own wife to hold a conversation with her.” — Jessica Dotta Copy Share Image
Most of the time, husbands and wives argue about stupid, foolish things. If it doesn't mean that much to you, give in to your… — Jake LaMotta Copy Share Image
“I’ve always made it a rule in my life not to pick fights with children, cute animals, or ignorant old men. I will, however,… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“But, Marcie had reminded herself, I don’t know the weight of anyone else’s burdens—only my own. She didn’t judge. She didn’t feel smart or… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Just be what you are and speak from your guts and heart—it’s all a man has. —Hubert Humphrey” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Be able to be alone. Lose not the advantage of solitude. —Sir Thomas Browne” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“I didn’t want to cry in front of you.” He wiped away the tears with the pad of his thumb. “I want you to… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Cooper’s been married in his head for a while now.” “That’s… kinda sweet.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
My husband is a former Air Force pilot and my son is an active duty Army surgeon, recently returned from Iraq, so my pride… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“...-you know no one wanted to see the old boy go. I bet where ever he is, the fishing's good" "Given his surely behavior,… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“away. It was to be a busy week in the Brazzi household. Luca’s children,” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“She'd always had a short fuse but lately she was positively electric and could burst into flame anywhere, anytime. ... When she was out… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is a famous journalistic legend about the time a young reporter covered the Johnstown flood of 1889. The kid wrote: God sat on a hillside overlooking Johnstown today and looked at the destruction He had wrought. His… — Roger Ebert Copy Share
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”… ..."Fuck all of you,”… — David Wong Copy Share
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
