Humour Quote by Michael J. Sullivan

“Your Majesty?” Alric looked up at the thief with a scowl. “I just want to say for the record that as far as royal…

— Michael J. Sullivan

“Have you ever been in jail, mate? Whatever you did in your life, nothing can be compared to a single day in jail.”

— Stefania Mattana

“We all have our own magnificent prisons, even the queen, I’d venture.”

— Fiona Davis

“The problem (as I’d learned, repeatedly) was that thirty-six hours in, with your body in full revolt, and the remainder of your un-opiated life…

— Donna Tartt

“Prison and the asylums had made me worse, not better. I had truly become a hostage of my past, condemned by my reputation and…

— Charles Bronson

“Suffice it to say that the London Institute is annoyingly well protected, and the Praetor has paid the price. I was going to kill…

— Cassandra Clare

“I just came this morning and haven't been debriefed yet about the status of our latest prisoners. As a matter of fact, I'd barely…

— Elle Aycart

“I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.”

— Quentin Tarantino

“The best thing...perhaps the only good thing--about being in prison was a feeling of relief. The feeling that he'd plunged as low as he…

— Neil Gaiman

“Long live the King, said the Queen. Without him I would have been nothing.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“Who knows but that you have come to royal position for such a time as this.”

— Mordecai

“The day had, in fact, reached that gentle point when it was too late for housebreaking and too early for burglary.”

— Terry Pratchett