“We are evidently preparing," he said, "to fight World War Three in the midst of an enormous Spanish omelet.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious." "Yeah, because I'm an idiot.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
“Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“She laughed. 'See? You can do philosophy!' He rolled his eyes and shook his head. 'Don't insult me.” — Alex Scarrow Copy Share Image
“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“Ooh, a mystery!’ the old lady squealed, briefly looking half alive.” — Andrea Bennett Copy Share Image
“No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“What are we doing tonight, Spock?' Luca grinned at Jacob. 'Apparently, he's going to New Zealand,' Ellen replied with heavy sarcasm. 'New… — Sharon Sant Copy Share Image
“Si llamáramos a las tumbas y preguntáramos a los muertos si les gustaría levantarse otra vez, nos dirían que no.” — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
“The grass on the other side of the hill may well be greener, but you should always check that there isn't something… — Chris Naylor Copy Share Image
“Tom, how many children do you think I have to have before I figure out you get them by having sex?" "Of… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Most armies are in fact run by their sergeants - the officers are there just to give things a bit of tone… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When I rule the world," screamed the Bogey, "all antiques will be destroyed! Antiques will be things of the past!” — Mark Gorton Copy Share Image
“Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My mother taught me what it is to have a sense of humour; my dad, who was a headmaster, everything you need… — James Nesbitt Copy Share Image
“For the first time since he showed up in my checkout lane, I let my eyes wander the full length of his… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“Americans invented adolescence. It is not a natural phenomenon. Adolescence is a social construct, created by an urban-industrial society that keeps its… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
“The profilers’ plan to coax me out of the woods resembled a comedy skit. During their search of my Cane Creek trailer,… — Eric Rudolph Copy Share Image
What is it that is done to our children that their puberty should deform them? They have the joy of movement; they… — Kurt Hahn Copy Share Image
“A Drunkard accuses a Drunkard... A sot became extremely drunk - his legs And head sank listless, weighed by wine's thick dregs.… — Attar Copy Share Image
“Can anyone be arrested for being such an asshole as him? Should they pass a law, legislate for just such things, make… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking that it would be nice if, for once in a while, life made things easier,” I told him,… — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
“Glenn could see I was bricking it and turned round to me as I sat there, gripping the armrests. "You all right?"… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
