An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
“How fast you go. You arrive at a conclusion much sooner than I would permit myself to do.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important. — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
“He looked like a young Crusader on a tomb. That was Phyllis's first impression of Allan Harrington.” — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
“I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.” — Sarah Weiner Copy Share Image
I think Hyderabadis have the best sense of humour in the entire country and I still remember the famous plays of 'Adrak… — Javed Jaffrey Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit. -Colonel Ceeta… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
I tend to work on the principle that much humour relies on cognitive dissonance - on the foreground not matching the background,… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“Yer a dead man!" Davy shouts, going in a full circle with the horse jumping and rearing. "Yer half right," I say.” — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.” — Sharon Sant Copy Share Image
“Sarah is the most enthusiastic cynical person on the planet. She’d be the perfect cheerleader if she weren’t so disgusted by the… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
“The chicken does not exist only in order to produce another egg. He may also exist to amuse himself, to praise God,… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“He didn’t say anything until we approached my trailer. “Truth be told, I was hoping for a goodnight kiss, you know, after… — Sherry Gammon Copy Share Image
“And so Mort came at last to the river Ankh, greatest of rivers. Even before it entered the city, it was slow… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaires' journey up the Vertical Flame Diversion was so dark and treacherous that it is not enough to write “The Baudelaires'… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It commenced raining one day and did not stop for two months. We went through ever different kind of rain they is,… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
“The executioner's argument was that you couldn't cut of something's head unless there was a trunk to sever it from. He'd never… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“One of the things about football fans in general is that they all think that they’re the same. But they are not.… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
I was a weirdo. I wasn't picked on or anything. And I wasn't smarter than the other kids; that's not why I… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I’ve always felt that love is like Belgian chocolate, you know, the ones with brandy filling. You always say you’re going to… — Scarlet Hyacinth Copy Share Image
