“To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.” — Ilyas Kassam Copy Share Image
“If we followed our feelings all the time we´d be like cats chasin´ their tails.” — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, And Go like a King… This Slogan was written on a.. Public Toilet Door. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
When I am White, I win because I am White. When I am Black, I win because I am Bogolyubov. — Efim Bogoljubov Copy Share Image
“Listen, I didn’t ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents’ DNA, I’ve… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Humour is our 'default mode', if you like: we do not have to switch it on deliberately, and we cannot switch it… — Kate Fox Copy Share Image
My partner of 45 years is Australian, and a big part of her character is that marvellous quality of irony which Aussies… — Miriam Margolyes Copy Share Image
“They’d tried to diagnose him but there was no apparent medical explanation for his behaviour. He was just what his mum called… — Eve Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it.” — Wes Brown Copy Share Image
“If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
I think comedy can be a way of sugar-coating a pill that needs to be taken, and whatever I complain about onstage,… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
“The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“Ty didn't think Middleton was a great girl. He thought Middleton was a pain in the ass. Waltzing around with her shiny… — Eve Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen… — Pat Connid Copy Share Image
“At the zoo, I stood in front of the primate cage listening to a woman marvel at how “presidential” the four-hundred-pound gorilla… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
“On a Tuesday they were we, and by Friday they were dead and they buried them in the courtyard side by side,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Pastor Daniel, meanwhile, is sipping water on the balcony of a former sailing clubhouse, I ask if he can show me which… — John Safran Copy Share Image
This false distance is present everywhere: in spy films, in Godard, in modern advertising, which uses it continually as a cultural allusion.… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
When you say to yourself, 'I am going to have a pleasant visit or a pleasant journey,' you are literally sending elements… — Prentice Mulford Copy Share Image
In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly. So,… — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
