It is so important to have the cushioning of humour in one's life for a smooth run. — Shankar Mahadevan Copy Share Image
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?' 'Lots of planets have a north!” — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
“Put me down, I’m too heavy.” “You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“What did the TEACHER tell the students ? PASS THE EXAMS WITHOUT FAIL.” — shaikh mustafa Copy Share Image
“There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn’t hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker from Cumberland who spends his… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“I've never felt erotica was a 'niche market'. 50 years ago, Earth's population was 3 billion. Now it's 7 billion. That tells… — Alex Milton Copy Share Image
“Take it!" he snarled, hurling the diamond necklace across the table at his opponent. "And may you rot in hell with it!"… — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
“Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Hmm… if yelling at me makes you feel okay… then we can continue. I can even make some more tea for the… — Sam P. Grace Copy Share Image
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Sometimes God dillies and dallies,’ Steve said, ‘and sometimes he just points at you and tells you to hang up your jock.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“We offered her flowers and signalled to her with our penises, but she did not respond with joy.' 'The men with the… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte… — Michelle Lovric Copy Share Image
“Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
It is only a novel... or, in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Well, look who's on my front porch," he said, speaking Empire with this odd hissing accent. "A murderer and a cross-dressing pirate."… — Cassandra Rose Clarke Copy Share Image
“Ivanov: Gentlemen, you've again set up a drinking shop in my study... I have asked each and every one of you a… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“The Little Prince : What are you doing there? The Tippler : I am drinking. The Little Prince : Why are you… — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Copy Share Image
