Humour Quote by Stephen King

“Sometimes God dillies and dallies, and sometimes he just points at you and tells you to hang up your jock.”

— Stephen King

“I had sworn off jerks and other variations of inappropriate men for New Year’s, and I had only faltered once. Well, maybe twice. I…

— Colleen Halverson

“Sometimes, if you ignored Steve for a minute, he moved onto someone else.”

— Rainbow Rowell

“He was the only one interested in me." "Of course he isn't," Steve said. "Practically every boy in the school would want a chance…

— Kailin Gow

“The reallly funny thing is that Steve made that little clicking noise with his tongue, and winked at me, as if to show that…

— Nathan Filer

“I’m guessing you didn’t get around to speaking to Steve?”

— Phil M Jones

“God isn't exactly hanging out with me these days.”

— Jenny B. Jones

“I watch him with amusement. There’s a blue light special on territorial jocks in aisle four.”

— Kendare Blake

“I didn't believe in dragging souls into some special club of the saved. 'I mean,' i' d told Steve once, exasperated after listening to…

— Sara Miles

“He leaned in close to my ear, and his hand grazed my thigh. "I forgot to mention this morning," he paused, letting enough time…

— Angela McPherson

He squeezed Steve's shoulder possessively. "Oh, Zero. He is not you, I must admit. He does not have your bravery, your nobility, your je…

— Anne Ursu

“I’ll tell you what isn’t; why’d they only go for you? I mean me and Steve might as well have not even been there.…

— S.L.J. Shortt