“You’re a talking cat?” Endora asked with a look of disbelief on her face. “My, my, my, aren’t you the bright bulb… — Sophie Palmer Copy Share Image
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
“Welcome to gym. Where the quads and glutes and delts and pects, are the gods of brutes and svelte and sex.” — Martin Boronte Copy Share Image
“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants.” — Alison Kemper Copy Share Image
“Our friend, Gor – he’s the bony, old one, by the tallboy – has been suffering strange occurrences, spirit.” — Andrea Bennett Copy Share Image
“I used to love to hear stories of that man’s exploits! One of my heroes, when I was young. Riding round the… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“Boys", Buffy hissed through clenched teeth, "being quiet is an important part of sneaking." "Oh, sorry", Xander said, reducing his voice to… — Alice Henderson Copy Share Image
“The French expression 'cul-de-sac' describes what the Baudelaire orphans found when they reached the end of the dark hallway, and like all… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Why were all his fantasies so calamitous for that table, which had done him no injury?” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Where are the deputies?' 'On their way up to the first-aid post.' 'What happened to them?' 'I did.” — Lee Child Copy Share Image
“absinthe removes the bitter taste of failure and grants me strange visions which are charming principally because they cannot be written down.… — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
When I look in the mirror, I am slightly reminded of self-portraits by Durer and by Rembrandt, because they both show a… — Robert Winston Copy Share Image
“It's just...how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for… — Liz Czukas Copy Share Image
When I saw 'The Office' I thought, 'That's it for our type of humour. This has changed comedy for ever.' I loved… — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
“Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes.” — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Buddy I have lived through three wars and several major political skirmishes. You can't beat me down with your boring-to-death sales pitches.” — Anissa Rafeh Copy Share Image
“I THINK NOT. I WASN'T CUT OUT TO BE A FATHER, AND CERTAINLY NOT A GRANDAD. I HAVEN'T GOT THE RIGHT KIND… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If love is an equation,then it is undifined for all values of x.” — Themba Alex Khumalo Copy Share Image
“You think!” cried Mama. “She’s just a-looking after your backside and mine.” But at least her arms let up. Shioni could breathe… — Marc Secchia Copy Share Image
Sir, the slowness of genius is hard to bear, but the slowness of mediocrity is insufferable. — Henry Thomas Buckle Copy Share Image
