“Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“The way I see it: Why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?” — Eric Foreman That 70's Show Copy Share Image
“What am I doing here?” asked Shadow. “In Lakeside, I mean. Not in the world.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!” — Christina Scalise Copy Share Image
“And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.” — Robert J. Morrissette Copy Share Image
“Lyra had never seen such a sight, never heard such a bellow; it was like a mountain laughing.” — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
As Carrie Fisher once said in a film, everyone thinks they have good taste and a sense of humour. — Jane Green Copy Share Image
“But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“It's not that I want to work for Williams-Sonoma, per se , it's just that you guys have the money and I don't.” — FAXBoy Copy Share Image
“Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In order to be a writer, "Maugham continues: "one must take chances and not be afraid to look foolish. I wrote The… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Expats of any country are quick to lose their sense of humour, beaten down by a lifetime of defending the land they… — Bill Carter Copy Share Image
I don't think God's going to judge me based on my film work - although I hope he has a sense of… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
And that is how we intend to destroy the enemy!" The superior shakes his head wearily. "Young man, the Soviets are our… — David Frum Copy Share Image
“You go to church to respect God, not the priest. By not going to church, you disrespect God, not the priest. -… — Giovanni Guareschi Copy Share Image
“Centurion! Would you like to be a cavalryman one last time? There are Venicones who escaped when your line was broken to… — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“No congratulations?’ Derry said cheerfully. ‘No “well done, Derry”? I am disappointed in you, William Pole. There’s not many men could have… — Conn Iggulden Copy Share Image
“Then what do we call you?" another of the heat forms asked. "We are Rutan." "Our species need something a little more… — David A. McIntee Copy Share Image
“Well, Arminius, I can’t say you’re the most natural horseman I’ve ever seen.’ Arminius sneered down at the men standing around him,… — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“An hour ago Cutwell had thumbed through the index of The Monster Fun Grimoire and had cautiously assembled a number of common… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“I liked, as I like still, to make words look self-conscious and foolish, to bind them by mock marriage of a pun,… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image