Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary. — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
“YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAID THAT SEEING ME GAVE YOU QUITE A START?" "Yes?" "I GAVE YOU QUITE A STOP.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The homeland might be lacking snakes, but it held its share of venom.” — Dorien Kelly Copy Share Image
“they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“The secret to my success is the love & support of a good bar of chocolate” — Ray Daley Copy Share Image
“All of my favourite quotes to live by are in my book, I wrote it for a reason” — Blake Joy Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Having a Pretty Woman moment. Be more specific, she answers. Were you shunned from stores or are you in a bubble bath?” — Ivy Owens Copy Share Image
“Maxim 4: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“I do no damage. This is damage, this.” He picked up a paper from Camille’s desk. “I can’t read your writing, but… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Psipsina emerged from inside the tunic, and jumped up on the table in order to curl up inside the cap, which had… — Louis de Bernières Copy Share Image
“Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good. I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
Miss Grantham's sense of humour got the better of her at this point, and, tottering towards a chair, she sank into it,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“To be honest, my life has exhibited many strange and sometimes troubling characteristics, but shortness is not one of them. It feels… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
“Michael tousled my hair and said, "Remember, no more skateboards, right?" And then this gem: "If you ever break your arm skateboarding… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“Just as Wallace learned and evolved, Ali was on his own journey of discovery. Starting out as a 15-year-old cook, Ali learned… — Paul Spencer Sochaczewski Copy Share Image
“My mouth dropped open. Oh my God, it was like having a conversation with a ruder Tink. Who, by the way, was… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“So here were the facts: I felt possessive of her. Not in a romantic sort of way, but in a "hit her… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
