“The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I think if Jeremy Corbyn got a cloak, he'd make a very good Gandalf.” — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's” — Half Man Half Biscuit Copy Share Image
I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
“Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“A life is like a book of many chapters and topics. Which Chapter are is your life?” — Elizabeth Adeniyi Copy Share Image
“I was shy,” said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?' 'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out,… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“You're brooding, Leonard, my friend. What's the problem?" "I blew it with Fitzgerald." "I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit. It… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“...Please tell me it's not like eighty degrees in Malibu." "It's not. It's raining, which means the natives are convinced the end… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
I always try to lace my work with just a teensy-weensy bit of humour. It's rather like putting a sprig of feathery… — Roisin Murphy Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Matthias joined them at the table. “The Shu woman we faced was stronger than me, Jesper, and Wylan put together.” “You heard… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the body's way of trying to… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
“A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“As you can see, the hyphen is a nasty, tricky, evil little mark that gets its kicks igniting arguments in newsrooms and… — June Casagrande Copy Share Image
“I could get in there with a total stranger and do the thirty-six questions and next thing you know I'm hopelessly smitten… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
“I hope you're not proposing to enslave us,' said Twoflower. Marchesa looked genuinely shocked. 'Certainly not! Whatever could have given you that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“As a youth I enjoyed — indeed, like most of my contemporaries, revered — the agitprop plays of Brecht, and his indictments… — David Mamet Copy Share Image
“Yefgenii said, "The Americans spent millions of dollars designing a pen that would work in space. What did we do?" Gevorkian's head… — Jed Mercurio Copy Share Image
“Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh. "Though you did eat all the pizza." "I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
