Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch. — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
“In some company it’s perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.” — Stephen Herfst Copy Share Image
“I'd said it before and meant it.Alive or undead,the love of my life was a bad ass.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube.” — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“Find your happy faces, Gentlefucker Bastards, it's a bright new day and we get to start it EARLY!” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Can you put your hands on my crotch?” “Why, hell no, I cannot.” I didn’t remember anything like this happening in Pride… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
British Prime Minister William Ewart Gladstone spent his declining years trying to guess the answer to the Irish Question; unfortunately, whenever he… — W. C. Sellar Copy Share Image
“Whilst it may be our species greatest achievement, responsible for every technological advance we have or ever will make, science is also… — Katie McKissick Copy Share Image
“It's chick flick disguised as a sword-and-sorcery picture. The only genre film with less balls is probably... freakin' Legend . Anyone who… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
“As it turns out, Lot’s wife couldn’t sever her ties with Sodom, and God knew that she had left at least a… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“I tell myself not to feel sexually threatened. I am of no special interest; he could just as easily be angling for… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
I've got a sick sense of humour, a dark sense of humour. I do care about things and care about people but… — Limmy Copy Share Image
“Assad: 'I have written it just down here.' He Pointed to a number of Arabic symbols that could just as well have… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
People can be extraordinarily resilient and show extraordinary grace and humour even in moments of tribulation. I've always found that it's much… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
“Yesterday, when you said you told everyone, what did you mean?" "Everyone important, I guess. I mean, I didn't rush out to… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
“Alex decided the stakes were high enough to justify one of his advanced psychological theories. He knew all women liked cats. People… — Karl Drinkwater Copy Share Image
“You’ve got to admit it’s a bit of a pantomime, though,” said Crawly. “I mean, pointing out the Tree and saying ‘Don’t… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“An oyster has hardly any more reasoning power than a scientist has; and so it it is reasonably certain that this one… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Next door but one is Quinlan Broddle, a Viceroy with a fear of gardens. So much so that he sold his garden… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“So what about Vengeous? Is he bad news?" "The worst. I don't think he's ever forgotten the time I threw a bundle… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on… — Cherry Adair Copy Share Image
