Humour Quote by Harry Hill Download Open image ““never say never. whoops - said it twice”” — Harry Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“The repeat is always the killer. Everything inside you goes into saying the word once, but sorry is the kind of word the person… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
“What happens once will never happen again. But what happens twice will surely happen a third time.” — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“Do not tempt fate by saying never. Never again this, never again that—for you can never be sure of never and that's the only… — Ninotchka Rosca Copy Share Image
The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons? — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image