Funny Quote by Harry Hill Download Open image “I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.” — Harry Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes
I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
Now that my ladder's gone, I must lie down where all my ladders start, In the foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have been lucky enough to move up the ladder, all you see, really, is the slide back down. You don't see the… — Roy Hodgson Copy Share Image
Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than in the middle of some ladder you don’t, right? — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
From the moment you entered this world of existence, a ladder was put in front of you so you could escape. — Rumi Copy Share Image
The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons? — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image