“I'm tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published.” — Tristan Durie Copy Share Image
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Does Playboy still run fiction?” “I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I am okay with most kinds of humour but I don't like jokes that reek of racism and gender bias. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“mystery is not founded in ignorance, mystery is founded in imagination” — S. Spencer Baker Copy Share Image
“Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.” — Diana G. Gallagher Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
I have survivor skills. Some of that is superficial - what I present to people outwardly - but what makes people resilient… — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
“Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we… — Harrison Wheeler Copy Share Image
“Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to do during the… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
Barcza is the most versatile player in the opening. He sometimes plays P-KKt3 on the first, sometimes on the second, sometimes on… — Harry Golombek Copy Share Image
“He leans back in his seat. His legs are spread and his head tipped back, with his eyes challenging me. “Okay what’s… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
I've often thought about that and the only suitable member to join me on that climb [to Everest] was George Lowe: he… — Edmund Hillary Copy Share Image
“I am not sleeping with you." "We could probably manage it, though. Without getting too involved." "No," she said. "But why? I… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“You see football isn’t just about 90 minutes, it‘s about passion and, yes, if you like, about life. We men will do… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“If they were going to be like that, then I just wished they hadn't actually been German. It was too easy. Too… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“A huge smile spread across Jen's face."Ahh that was a good one." She turned back to the crowed and yelled again."Rewind. We're… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“ARTHUR: Yellow car. DOUGLAS: What? ARTHUR: Nothing. Just – yellow car. MARTIN: Why did you say ‘yellow car’? ARTHUR: There was a… — John Finnemore Copy Share Image
Even with the darkest and most distressing subjects in movies there's always going to be humour not far away, just under the… — Mackenzie Crook Copy Share Image
“Staying relaxed was helping him cope with the drug induced juddering vision that could be best described as being like a Hitchcockian… — Dylan Perry Copy Share Image