Humour Quote by Sarah Jane Avory Download Open image ““Want me to spike him?”” — Sarah Jane Avory ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Another sharp pang stabbed him in the ribs and made him jolt with a grunt. "Are you in pain?" Alex smirked. 'I've been bludgeoned… — Amy Jarecki Copy Share Image
“Twitch doesn’t say much. He doesn’t need to. You know that saying actions speak louder than words? His actions are speaking for him. And… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“I need to know if you would like it if I put him to ground for you.” — T.M. Frazier Copy Share Image
“What do you want?" I repeated, and there was no huskiness there now. All demand. A suspended moment, then he suddenly leaned forward again,… — Nicola Claire Copy Share Image
“Levi has also given me a mission.” “Oh? And what might that be? I hope dating me. I’ve been trying to get him to… — A.L. Kessler Copy Share Image
“He wanted me to go with him, and had cast his line, hoping to snag his most elusive catch - me.” — Amber Lynn Natusch Copy Share Image
“Writing is a wonderful voyage of discovery. So sit down and write, and see where your mind can take you...” — Sarah Jane Avory Copy Share Image
“Besides, when did you become an expert on men, miss hide-herself-away-in-the-study?” — Sarah Jane Avory Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
