Absurd Quote by Harrison Wheeler

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?

— Stephen Baldwin

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

— Christine O'Donnell

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

— Terrence Howard

“Sometimes I believe evolution is an insult to the apes.”

— Tonya Johnson

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the…

— Jacob M. Appel

“The many meanings of 'evolution' are frequently exploited by Darwinists to distract their critics. Eugenie Scott recommends: 'Define evolution as an issue of the…

— Jonathan Wells

“Linda continued stubbornly, “Evolution can’t be true, because if humans evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?” “Frankly, Linda, it is exactly…

— Diogenes of Mayberry

“We evolved from apes and we’re going extinct.”

— Dan Brown

“Humans aren’t descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.

— Ann Coulter

Darwin's Theory of Earth's Evolution is not true since Human Race is all over universe and every matured earth gives birth to nascent earth…

— Ashwani Kumar Ojha