“Bustle about Noddy, or we shant be in time to snabble any of the lobster patties.” — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
Why can't people credit that he and all of us had a sense of humour? — Ingrid Thulin Copy Share Image
“We can borrow from the moneylenders in York.’ ‘We burned York two winters ago,’ Drogo pointed out.” — Robert Lyndon Copy Share Image
I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier. — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
“Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.” — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“It’s late and most of the clerks are at home in their beds, dreaming of swimming in pools filled with real money.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from… — Carl Sargent Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
The 7 Funniest Contradictory Words: 1. Clearly Misunderstood, 2. Exact Estimate, 3. Small Crowd, 4. Act Naturally, 5. Found Missing, 6. Fully Empty, 7. Happily Married? — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I tried to make sense of things. Now that I think about it, I have always tried. It could be my epitaph.… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
“Just answer the questions so I can get the fuck out of this backwards shithole before I start wanting to root a… — JD Nixon Copy Share Image
“His only mistake, naturally enough, was to keep his attention on the bloke with the saw. He should have been watching the… — Mark Huntley-James Copy Share Image
“I awake to hear a shower running and quickly stifle a groan. Oh God, my head hurts! How much did I have… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Let me say this: being an idiot is no box of chocolates. People laugh, lose patience, treat you shabby. Now they say… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
I like to have a drink or two, but I cut down on that. It was getting a little out of control.… — Jordan Buckley Copy Share Image
“A jaw like a mastiff's, a frame like a giant's, eyes like two daggers, a smile like a tiger's snarl,"Bernard murmured. "Aye,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“Who," coughed Zvonok, "do you think broke your favorite teacup last fall? The one with the cherries on the handle?" "I was… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“But what he said was true enough: I had recently destroyed a perfectly good set of wire braces by straightening them to… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
I love religion. I could make up religions all day. I sort of think that in an ideal world I'd like to… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“It’s like George always says: being in a rock ʼn’ roll band is very sexy, even when you’re only the keyboard player… — Christopher Russell Copy Share Image
