“You're everything I ever wished for. I just didn't wish for much.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
It turns out that understanding the British public is not rocket science. The British appreciate honesty and they also have a bonkers,… — Nicole Scherzinger Copy Share Image
There are a lot of filmmakers I love whose work doesn't inspire mine at all. For example: Quentin Tarantino. From his films… — Chika Anadu Copy Share Image
“He raised his sunglasses and saw a young woman in an impossibly brief dress with an improbably welcoming smile” — Terry Bisson Copy Share Image
It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
“I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“Mirabeau: “If you have been told to clear us from this hall, you must ask for orders to use force. We shall… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Cal: “I’m not presuming. I know exactly what you think about me. You think I’m an anal-retentive Armrest Nazi . . .… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You see, that's the thing with conquerors, they cannot stop conquering, for then they would have to start ruling, and my guess… — Gourav Mohanty Copy Share Image
I have a great sense of humour. I am teasing, taunting and authoritative. — Suhasini Maniratnam Copy Share Image
Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Without good humour, learning and bravery can only confer that superiority which swells the heart of the lion in the desert, where… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“One of the biggest religions on Roundworld was founded by a carpenter's son!' Ponder snarled. 'For years, the most powerful person on… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Marcus woke again to find Sanga lying asleep on his bed, and he quietly climbed off his own mattress, standing still for… — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?” “Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a Light Saber. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
