Humour Quote by Tony Hancock Download Open image ““Stone me, what a life!”” — Tony Hancock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Life Misery
“Believe you and I sing tiny and wise and could if we had to eat stone and go on. ” — RICHARD HUGO Copy Share Image
“Don't leave a stone unturned. It's always something, to know you have done the most you could.” — Dickens Copy Share Image
We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think. — Tony Hancock Copy Share Image
So I turned these sort of deficiencies into a, a workable thing if you understand what I mean. — Tony Hancock Copy Share Image
Nobody will ever know I existed. Nothing to leave behind me. Nothing to pass on. Nobody to mourn me. That's the bitterest blow of… — Tony Hancock Copy Share Image
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy. — Tony Hancock Copy Share Image
And erm, perhaps looking like this it was perhaps the only thing I could do. — Tony Hancock Copy Share Image
He ended up on his own. I thought, he's got rid of everybody else, he's going to get rid of himself and he did."… — Tony Hancock Copy Share Image
“It's red hot, mate. I hate to think of this sort of book getting in the wrong hands. As soon as I've finished this,… — Tony Hancock Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
