Humour Quote by JD Nixon

“I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.”

— Sabrina Zbasnik

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.”

— Anonymous

“I want to assure you, I’m not that kind of pervert. But don’t worry, goat lady, there’s somebody for everybody. Or anybody for nobody.…

— Jarod Kintz

“So will you see me again before I’m a goat?”

— Roshani Chokshi

“Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?”

— L.J. Smith

“Do me a favor and marry someone who will take decent care of the sheep.”

— Erin Morgenstern

“I could probably be into goats, sexy style, and [my mom] still wouldn’t use it against me. She’d want me to achieve whatever goat-wooing…

— Hannah Johnson

“If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don’t have to actually buy real goats. He’d probably take kegs instead.”

— Joanna Wylde

“You cannot stick a knife in a goat and then say, Now I will remove my knife slowly, so let things be easy and…

— Yaa Gyasi

“If you do not question everything, you may never find the true answer, you will only find the answer everyone wants to believe. That…

— Theodore Coldiron

“I’m going to marry your brother someday.”

— Elizabeth Finn