-Are you thinking of your undying love? -No, it died — Cherry-mae Whitehead Migle Kacenaite Copy Share Image
So many things that happen to you are so dreadful, it's important to have a sense of humour. — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Please go on, make your threats. I don't like to submit to mere implication. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
We've had a day of great drama and of humour too. The rumour mill is now taking over — Andy Burnham Copy Share Image
“You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll" - Rok” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“tall heavily-armed Jacky, beautiful elegant Ozma, and the little girl with the big sword. Dammit” — Marion G. Harmon Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When It's Quiet In Class And Your Stomach Decides To Make That Dying Whale Sound. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Dear Human; You Get Angry At Me, If I wake you up... You Also Get Angry, If I don't..!! What The Hell… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Children generally hate to be idle; all the care then is that their busy humour should be constantly employed in something of… — John Locke Copy Share Image
Humourists lead... an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“For the moment we might very well can them DUNNOS (for Dark Unknown Nonreflective Nondetectable Objects Somewhere).” — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He punctuated this last thought with such a deep sigh that a house sparrow singing near by stopped and rushed home to… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
“Uh-uh, I would rather got hrough the front door and tackle the giants than have to life-saving-suck-kiss you for five minutes.” — Chanda Hahn Copy Share Image
If one would cancel all traffic rules and switch off all traffic lights, watching city traffic on TV would be also awfully… — Oleg Romanishin Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest,… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery… — Dmitri Shostakovich Copy Share Image
“Whenever a woman tries to put you out of temper, turn the tables, and put HER out of temper instead. They are… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“Prime numbers are useful for writing codes and in America they are classed as Military Material and if you find one over… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“Behind his careful political flippancy and cynicism one might also detect a certain careless sincerity, which would probably in the long run… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
“A pair of young mothers now became the centre of interest. They had risen from their lying-in much sooner than the doctors… — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
“Will laughed. 'I now know why fate linked you with Xav. You are going to tease each other unmercifully.' Victorthrew down a… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Here’s another big symbol,” she says, still crouched and looking up at me. “These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours.… — Chuck Palaniuk Copy Share Image
