I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour. — Paloma Faith Copy Share Image
“Lucky Luke: I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on. Jolly Jumper: By turning the pages just like… — Morris Copy Share Image
The first step toward the management of disease was replacement of demon theories and humours theories by the germ theory. That very… — Fred Brooks Copy Share Image
“If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.” — Zane Stumpo Copy Share Image
HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once very common but now generally abandoned for the tornado and cyclone. The hurricane is still in… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Trojan horse friend- a friend who wants to be a friend for benefits, personal desires and other selfish reason.” — Jackson Taviri Copy Share Image
“The silent horror of Archie's ordeal had been temporarily replaced by the howling, agonising pain of the blood refusing to drain from… — Dylan Perry Copy Share Image
“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The truth is that I will always need you more than you need me. It’s also the truth that I’m not a… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
“I used to think healing meant fixing yourself. But maybe it’s just about feeling yourself again. Messy. Leaky. Alive.” — Bree Penfold Copy Share Image
“You see football isn’t just about 90 minutes, it‘s about passion and, yes, if you like, about life. We men will do… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Dario, What you do or do not want applies to you, not me. I didn't ask your permission, and I don't seek… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“He was planning to take my shape and marry you. Then he was going to kill your father and take over his… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. “You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“It sets a dangerous precedent. For avoiding pain? For avoiding life.” — Rowell Rainbow Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Linda's presentation of the 'facts' had been so gruesome that the children left Alconleigh howling dismally, their nerves permanently impaired, their future… — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
“Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good. I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Mr. Brundy," she said with a nod, making the most perfunctory of curtsies to her father's guest. He made no move to… — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
“We also wish to make it absolutely clear that Librarians should not attempt to use the Library to transport dinosaur eggs. And… — Genevieve Cogman Copy Share Image
“I leveled a scowl at him. “Is there anything in our agreement that says I can’t call you names?” He crouched and… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
I can only do it if there's humour, wit, comedy and drama. If you can get audiences laughing and then suddenly turn… — Nigel Cole Copy Share Image
