Humour Quote by Eric Bishop-Potter Download Open image ““Courtney Durham was molested in a cake shop today.”” — Eric Bishop-Potter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“Courtney didn't like babies at the best of times. As far as she was concerned, anything that existed solely to emit drool, vomit, ghastly… — Ted Naifeh Copy Share Image
“But, Mrs Van Hoosier, if I may make so bold-' 'You may not,' She inserted another cake into her mouth and chewed it so… — John Harding Copy Share Image
“This was just too fucking weird. Fucked up sprinkles on a slice of psycho shit cake.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“The Victim was a chronic fuck-up. People Like her always seemed to hang out with The Poisonous Cunt. In turn, she kept their self-esteem… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
“I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.” — Kari Luna Copy Share Image
“She’d been much easier to fluster back in high school. He remembered her being sweet as strawberry pie with an aura of innocence that… — Erin Knightley Copy Share Image
“Shep claimed eating cake like that so early in the morning was a 'whore's breakfast.' The rest of them didn't care. They were happy… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“You think you can uncuff me now?" "Sorry, man, I have orders not to do that. Madison said she would bring me a huge… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“Fuck me, shut the fuck up,” Cal entered the conversation, glaring at both Ryker and Devin. “Caked. Jesus. Seriously? Are we talkin’ about cakes?” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I catch sight of Janice. Her eyes are so full of excitement that I half expect her to jump up and down. This is… — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
“Mother writes that the Americans are perfectly sweet, as are the Rocky Mountains” — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
“Do you ever wear leather?" the guy asks. "What?" "Leather. Do you like leather?" "It doesn't exactly wipe me out." "I like to see… — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
“I was lured into a navvy's cottage tonight!" - Dear Popsy: Collected Postcards of a Private Schoolboy to his Father.” — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
