Humour Quote by Marion G. Harmon

“That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a…

— Kentaro Miura

“What the hell? Jack was over six feet tall and two hundred pounds with arms like a steel beam. He couldn't get away from…

— Fletcher McHale

“Tiny, but fierce!”

— Jim Butcher

“But I saw the pair of them, along with everyone else. Hard to miss. Him towering like a raggedy scarecrow in that flapping black…

— Ellen Kushner

“Then Jack takes me in his arms, and although I am still distraught, I cannot help but notice how well I fit in them,…

— Alex Flinn

“In fact, if he stood here staring at her bottom for very much longer, he would be saluting her with something much more tangible…

— Annie Burrows

“It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.”

— Kentaro Miura

“A bloody sword is a beautiful thing.”

— George R.R. Martin

“You got a nickname, little Dorothy Matthews? ’Cause that’s a fuckin’ mouthful, right there. Not that I mind a mouthful of pretty girl.”

— Madeline Sheehan

“JACK!” May yelled. “NOW! SWORD HIM! SWORD HIM IN HIS FACE!”

— James Riley

“The big, burly oaf offended my girl, so without hesitation I rushed to her defense. I did, however, make a few stops along the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Mahoney sees that she is locked down and bolted. If she were a castle she would have wound up the drawbridge and woken the…

— Jess Kidd