Humour Quote by Musa Nganga Download Open image ““is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass?”” — Musa Nganga ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Sex
“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.” … “No,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Why are you such an ass?" The words came out before I could think twice. "Everyone has to excel at something, right?" "Well, you're… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I’m totally getting more ass than Ryke Meadows.” She laughs as she squirms in his hold. “She’s not getting more ass than me,” he… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
“His ego was just too big, almost as if he were genetically predisposed to be an ass.” — Robert Dugoni Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
