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The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves. — Robert Olen Butler Copy Share Image
We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again. — Al Murray Copy Share Image
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“Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
We had to do the same thing here. To top that sequel was quite a task. Mike had a couple of good… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
“We couldn't bring the sheep back to life, so there was nothing for it but to eat the evidence.” — Karen Maitland Copy Share Image
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“He didn’t look as if he’d been through a whirlwind exactly but he’d certainly endured a stiff breeze.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Well?" said Loki. "What about you, Heimdall? Do you have any suggestions?" "I do," said Heimdall. "But you won't like it." Thor… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“When i was 9 I didn't go to Narnia, when i grew 11 my Hogwarts letter didn't come, again when i was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My father and I had a good relationship, it was very relaxed. He had a lot of humour. He looked a little… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
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“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nice! There's no fun in nice. I'll be myself and you'll all love me for it.” — J.E Allen Copy Share Image
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“Doesn’t he look just like a ring wraith?” she said thoughtfully. “Are you kidding?” replied Cathy, “I most certainly won't be carol… — Paul Baxter Copy Share Image
