Humour Quote by Andrea Bennett

“Never plant promises that won't grow into fruition.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“Shamus shrugged. “It’s all about energy exchange. It could always go the other way, me feeding a plant instead of drawing the life out…

— Devon Monk

“I know the pleasure of pulling up root vegetables. They are solvable mysteries.”

— Novella Carpenter

“They sowed the duller vegetables first, and a pleasant feeling of righteous fatigue stole over them as they addressed themselves to the peas.”

— E.M. Forster

“She thought of the orchids spreading across the plains below, choking the life out of the other plants, out of the soil itself, selfish…

— Scott Westerfeld

“Yeah, I should probably eat more vegetables, too,” I said, “but let’s face it. That isn’t going to happen. So what’s up?”

— Jim Butcher

“I’d realize that when she gardens, she never sees the seed. She is already picturing the plant it will become. I imagine she thought…

— Jodi Picoult

“Lady Priscilla Veryan was in the garden, attacking weeds with vicious stabs of a hoe.”

— Elizabeth Edmondson

“My vegetable love will grow Vaster than empires, and more slow.”

— Andrew Marvell

“But Elizabeth and I are accustomed to loss, we are Plantagenets—we dine on a diet of betrayal and heartbreak.”

— Philippa Gregory

“You can't expect to reap a harvest that you're not willing to plant.”

— Yvonne Pierre

“But oh how sure I am that it is so much better to have love with all its pains and terrors and fanaticism than…

— Stevie Smith