Humour Quote by William Shakespeare Download Open image ““What, you egg? [He stabs him.]”” — William Shakespeare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Tumblr William-shakespeare
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