Humour Quote by Wolfgang Herrndorf Download Open image ““You two look like potatoes.”” — Wolfgang Herrndorf ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“She pokes at a very wrinkled baked potato that somehow reminds me of Alan Greenspan.” — Nic Tatano Copy Share Image
“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.” — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!” — Twitter Copy Share Image
“He tossed the potato up and down, up and down, a thin smile creeping out from the corners of his mouth.” — Sharon Cameron Copy Share Image
“He had a face roughly the shape and color of a clumsily peeled Idaho potato, and he had a jaw like the end of… — David Markson Copy Share Image
“Looks delicious," he lied. "A mite crispy along the edges - but then, I like it that way." Incredulous eyes met his own. "You… — Tracy Anne Warren Copy Share Image
“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“aber niemand sieht mich. Dabei liege ich so malerisch. Das glaube ich, und ich fühle mich so wohl und so tot und wie ein… — Wolfgang Herrndorf Copy Share Image
“Wie wär's, wenn wir uns einfach in fünfzig Jahren wiedertreffen?” — Wolfgang Herrndorf Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
