Humour Quote by Travis Berketa Download Open image ““Don't try to outfox this chicken...”” — Travis Berketa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your c*nt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every f*cking chicken in… — The Hound Copy Share Image
“sticking feathers up your butt,Tyler says,does not make you a chicken” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?” — Pinky the Brain Copy Share Image
“I love chicken sooo much! I could eat it all the time. Then I would get sick...” — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“You can be one of the smartest students in this school if you actually listened to what was being said and stopped focussing so… — Travis Berketa Copy Share Image
“Only the virtuous can count on life, the pursuer of evil can only ever count on death.” — Travis Berketa Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
