Funny Quote by Sam R. August Download Open image ““I wish I was a tree so I could reproduce asexually.”” — Sam R. August ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Humour Inspirational Inspiring-quotes-on-life Nature Philosophy Trees Wisdom Women
“I wanted to be a tree so that I could listen for trouble in the woods.” — Jennifer Lynch Copy Share Image
“I'm planting a tree to grow with me all the days of my life.” — Andrea Koehle Jones Copy Share Image
“I love flowers for being flowers, directly. And I love trees for being trees without my thought.” — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
“We all have a tree inside us. Finding it is just a matter of time.” — Sahar Delijani Copy Share Image
“I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Trees are selfless, so all species thrive. If they were like humans, the world wouldn’t survive.” — Vinita Kinra Copy Share Image
“Are they saying that the trees are just as special as I am?" "No, we're saying that was always between you and the trees.” — P.B. Gookenschleim Copy Share Image
“A tree is a fantastic example of beauty, but who has time to look at a tree?” — Janwillem van de Wetering Copy Share Image
“I hate it when pretty girls turn into tree.” — Apollo Percy Jackson the Olympians The Titan's Curse Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
