Humour Quote by Robyn Carr

“I am not an idiot. It's just that sometimes there are things that I don't want to know.”

— Alice Hoffman

“I knew I was being an idiot. But I figured if I kept being an idiot, if I didn't actually accept the truth, then…

— Sherman Alexie

“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.”

— Susan Bischoff

“I didn't figure things out, either, you know. So if you'e an idiot, I guess that makes two of us." He seems relieved to…

— Cynthia Hand

“Remember when I said that thing about not doing anything stupid?” “Yes.” “You screwed up.”

— Kieryn Nicolas

“Don't do anything stupid, they said. Well, it's now or never, I suppose, and stupidity and confidence run a fine line.”

— Rebecca Harris

“You sure?” “Nope.” “Excellent, I was worried you suddenly had a plan.”

— Shannon Mayer

“I warned you that you didn't want to know everything I was thinking.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“Don't be an idiot, Len, if you can possibly help it.”

— E.L. Bates

“We might be mad or stupid, but at least we were serious.”

— Lawrence Anthony

“You can’t be serious,” I said. “Not on a regular basis, no.”

— Leigh Bardugo

“Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.”

— L.H. Cosway