“Do go on,' he said. 'There's nothing I enjoy more than listening to a highly trained intelligence leapfrogging common sense and coming to the wrong conclusions. It gives me renewed faith in parliamentary democracy.” — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading "The Mill on the Floss" to Motor Mechanics.” — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials. — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“The number of choirboys indecently assaulted annually by vicars and churchwardens may lead you to suppose that England is a deeply religious country. I” — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Do go on,' he said. 'There's nothing I enjoy more than listening to a highly trained intelligence leapfrogging common sense and coming to the… — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Eva Wilt got to her feet and stood with the rain running down her face and as she stood there the illusions that had… — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot. — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
