“Eva Wilt got to her feet and stood with the rain running down her face and as she stood there the illusions that had sustained her through the week disappeared. She saw herself as a fat, silly woman who had… — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading "The Mill on the Floss" to Motor Mechanics.” — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials. — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“The number of choirboys indecently assaulted annually by vicars and churchwardens may lead you to suppose that England is a deeply religious country. I” — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Do go on,' he said. 'There's nothing I enjoy more than listening to a highly trained intelligence leapfrogging common sense and coming to the… — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Eva Wilt got to her feet and stood with the rain running down her face and as she stood there the illusions that had… — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot. — Tom Sharpe Copy Share Image
