Humor Quotes by Tom Morrison

“Marriage is the legal method devised to end love without pain.”

— Tom Morrison

“The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.”

— Tom Morrison

“There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.”

— Tom Morrison

“A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.”

— Tom Morrison

“It takes a lot of wind to sail a leaky boat.”

— Tom Morrison

Wanna fly? You got to give up the shit that weighs you down.

— Tom Morrison