Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy, — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Part of my writing style can be attributed to my mother's impatience with comedy, because whenever I told her a story she would say, 'Yeah, yeah, just tell me: is it good for you or bad for you?' Consequently, I… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn't. No matter what you may believe, all men's fragrances smell like the air freshener in… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing. — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Mothers know the difference between a broth and a consommé. And the difference between damask and chintz. And the difference between vinyl and Naugahyde.… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
But that's typical of me. "This is going to end in tears," I tell myself every time I balance a cup of coffee on… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies. — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months to come,… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
