Part of my writing style can be attributed to my mother's impatience with comedy, because whenever I told her a story she would say, 'Yeah, yeah, just tell me: is it good for you or bad for you?' Consequently, I… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
One false word, one extra word, and somebody's thinking about how they have to buy paper towels at the store. Brevity is very important. If you're going to be longwinded, it should be for a purpose. Not just because you… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn't. No matter what you may believe, all men's fragrances smell like the air freshener in… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing. — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Mothers know the difference between a broth and a consommé. And the difference between damask and chintz. And the difference between vinyl and Naugahyde.… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
But that's typical of me. "This is going to end in tears," I tell myself every time I balance a cup of coffee on… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies. — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months to come,… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
