My greatest fear is coming home one day and discovering that the slim and sexy woman I married has become fat and… — MO'Zee Copy Share Image
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Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
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Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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His beauty isnt't what makes me love him more with each day that passes by but his sense of humour, his sweetness,… — Josephine Copy Share Image
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