“This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle…It’s completely elegant, bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to… — Justin Hammer Copy Share Image
“Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To give expression to humour, and write in a strain of graceful pleasantry, is the gift of great geniuses. The cleverest character… — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
The writer's Queen Victoria is his public, and he would do well to keep a bust of the old Queen on his… — Henry Watson Fowler Copy Share Image
I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Yeah, and there’s this constant refrain from privileged people; it’s like they’re all racing to prove how miserable they used to be.… — K. Archura Copy Share Image
“I didn’t think it was possible — but this situation has managed to get worse.” “But you’re so calm,” she observed. “That’s… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Mr. St.— I mean, Mr. Da— I mean Damon,” she said, quickly standing. She banged her knee against her desk drawer and… — Jennifer Shirk Copy Share Image
In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment. — Christopher Fry Copy Share Image
“But this bus was a bit too full. The driver only appeared to control the glass and metal around him. In reality,… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“Tibbie’s humor had often saved the day in the past, but this time it wasn’t going to work. Brianna was far too… — Ross Rosenfeld Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
David Shrigley is somewhere between stand-up comedy and cave paintings. He does these brilliant esoteric, simple drawings - you might even say… — Noah Reid Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
“What's up?" He nodded his head, playing it cool, then casually stepped away before silently returning to a sprint. Playing hide-and-seek like… — Scott Cawthon Copy Share Image
“Scientists say that these things evolved this way over millions of years." He shook his head. "That's a bunch of bunk. I… — Charles Martin Copy Share Image
“Why are you fighting like this? You're acting like Reece and Ridley.” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
