Humor Quote by Graham Spaid

“The bus had one too many people on it (the driver), so all of them had to die. The only thing that saved all…

— Jarod Kintz

“In that slippery, sliding moment, his disappointment begins to heal. If the bus driver has appeared at this moment, this very day, then there…

— Susan May

“Without a driver this bus is lost.”

— Yann Martel

“A bus came. I climbed aboard and sat on the plastic seat while the things of our city turned in the windows like the…

— Denis Johnson

“I'd stopped waving to passengers in cars by then- I'd grown suspicious of people and all the complications of interior lives- so I sat…

— Aimee Bender

“He got up slowly, not bothering to curse himself for forgetting the stop where he had to disembark. He was not used to leaving…

— Faraaz Kazi

“What sticks with me now is that this man said he needed to get to a hospital. He probably needed to reach his destination…

— Susan Nielsen

“So this was how he lived now, getting jittery because a bus pulled up near. Well, he was not going on like that. It…

— Anna Kavan

“The bus driver gave me a why-the-hell-aren't-you-at-school look and I gave him a shut-up-you're-a-bus-driver-so-bus-drive look right back.”

— Daniel Handler

“The bus-driver was whistling, perhaps in anticipation of his wife, who would be a woman with ample breasts, those of a realized maturity. It…

— Marguerite Young

“The bus had a lavatory in the wayback rear, which no one ever made any attempt to use, and I remember consciously deciding to…

— David Foster Wallace

“No, they first got the right people on the bus (and the wrong people off the bus) and then figured out where to drive…

— Jim Collins