“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Yes, I've been down the pike and back. And through the years, I've heard different songs with scatting in it, and it… — J. J. Cale Copy Share Image
“Cellaholics are those who interrupt quality time when they are with you, but rather text, call, and email others who are somewhere… — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
“There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“...Rusty followed. “You should probably pull out your gun. Whatever is in there made enough noise to make me believe it wasn’t… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is.… — Ellie Kemper Copy Share Image
I'd done comedy for years, it was almost like breathing so doing something new is dead exciting. — James Buckley Copy Share Image
The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“Where did you meet?” he pressed on. I shrugged and considered a little rephrasing. “I was out for a run.” “From who?”… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“Charlotte Stokehurst,” Violet Bridgerton announced, “is getting married.” “Today?” Hyacinth queried, taking off her gloves. Her mother gave her a look. “She… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“At the age of fifteen he had bought off a twopenny stall in the market a duo-decimo book of recipes, gossip, and… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
Philosophy is problem-solving. There's a philosophical problem, and then you try to solve it by approaching it from different angles and seeing… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
“Offer me?" A shrill note of indignation entered her voice. "Young man, there are three things that make Britain great. The first… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
If you look into their [chimpanzees] eyes, you know you're looking into a thinking mind. They teach us that we are not… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
You know, theres endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park. — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
It's a tremendous feeling walking on to a set with a live audience and making them laugh, but I love drama, and… — Julia Sawalha Copy Share Image
Math and English must of had a relationship. How else did we get Algebra then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty… — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
There is a kind of laughter that sickens the soul. Laughter when it is out of control: when it screams and stamps… — Mervyn Peake Copy Share Image
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
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