I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen,… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“I wondered what the FML post would look like. "Today, when my father tried to shoot me, I found out he was… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“Love is like the human appendix. You take it for granted while it's there, but when it's suddenly gone you're forced to… — Reverend Jen Copy Share Image
I thought I had more of a European sense of humour than the average American comic. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
There's comedy even in tragedy. There's comedy in life. And in 'Castle', we go for that comedy. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of… — Bea Arthur Copy Share Image
“Dear God, she couldn't give this man sex. She could barely give it to Van, and he currently smelled so good she… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“How does one address... the master of the vampire executioners? My lord? Your grace? Your stakeness?” — Colleen Gleason Copy Share Image
Comedy is getting more diverse - you can do anything on a stage now. It doesn't have to be just one man… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
“Repeated critic sounds like music classic. I prefer Mozard or Bethoven” — Wuwun Wiati Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells a funny strory but nobody laughs and then they say it was a — KiDD Heartbreak Copy Share Image
When you're a funny person,Most people don't know how to take you seriously. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
“The second time, I had a freakin’ vampire at my back.” I froze. Oh shit. “No offense, Mr. Moreau,” I quickly added.… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
When people make their usernames be like a cruse word , calling themself sexy ,and what not you gotta wonder what are… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
I am a grown man who is an entertainer with a specific type of humour and if you don't like it, that's… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
