“Geoff’s arm emanated with a solid warmth I longed for after our days aboard S.S. British-Craphole.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“I should have known you’d have no taste,” Olivia says and rubs her temples. “Tacky from the tips of her toes, to… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“I'm not tired,I'm just checking my eyelids for holes.It could take a while.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“How about a rain check?' She smiles, but I know it's not real because it doesn't crinkle her eyes. 'Sure. Some other… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“After earning a degree in Marketing at Auburn University, I spent the next five years in the business world, which is a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Combining music, theater and comedy is a new and broader form of expression. In certain combinations you can make people laugh one… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“Wanna dance?" he asked "I guess you'll do. All the cute guys are already taken," I answered with a grin. "You wound… — Lani Woodland Copy Share Image
There's a very interesting article or symposium to be written on just the real difference between comedy filmmaking and non-comedy. Because, you… — Shawn Anthony Levy Copy Share Image
“All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —jolted by every pebble in the road. — HENRY… — Graham MFT, Linda Copy Share Image
We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“What do you suspect from a society that gets all its news from late-night comedy shows?” — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
“We have to be rid of all paradigms, I mean all, and go to that place where all paradigms dissolve. That’s what… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as… — Erin Jamison Copy Share Image
I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues,' this black comedy about a family whose father has been arrested for… — Jane Campion Copy Share Image
