Ladies: The sexiest thing you can do for your man is make him bacon naked. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
“We are a generation that is obsessed with nostalgia. Everything from the past is so readily available in ways that it never… — Jayme K Copy Share Image
“Faggots make the best friends," she said philosophically. "They're very loyal.” — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
When I talk to Steve Martin, he's joyful when he talks about comedy. — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to be known for my humor. But then I had an idea for a story, which was… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
“I listened in on a KKK rally but all I could hear was a bunch of white noise.” — Rick Silber Copy Share Image
I, like many young widows, have very well developed gallows humor. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
I was in a band and it wasn't working out the way I wanted. Then somehow, little by little, I started doing… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Cameron Crowe can write dialogue and shoot it with warmth and humor like nobody else. — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Brits and Australians have a similar sense of humour, obviously because of our links. It's more sort of jibbing and doesn't take… — Kris Marshall Copy Share Image
We're a family with a pretty light sense of humor but, still, on the anniversary of my mom's passing we don't feel… — Marcela Valladolid Copy Share Image
I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
Twenty-two years I've been doing this comedy lark, so it's been like a meteoric rise to fame... if the meteor was being… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“The poorly sophisticated, since many of us are, as presumed to be, lacking in good arguments, we are then prone to being… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“If we are here for any good purpose at all (other than collating texts, running rivers, and learning the stars), I suppose… — Gary Snyder Copy Share Image
“What's all the row over at Ben's?" [Mrs. Ide] inquired, placidly, from her comfortable chair. "Rustlers, cattle, foremen, sheriffs, and Heaven only… — Zane Grey Copy Share Image
One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
“I only met Mad Sweeney twice, alive," he said. "The first time I thought he was a world-class jerk with the devil… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“ah, my daughter", he said. "eighteen and already you've been accused of murdered, aided felons, amd required a death count higher than… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“From Olsen's Nation: "Through the power of our diplomacy, a world that was once divided about how to deal with Iran’s nuclear… — Randy Quarles Copy Share Image
I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“On Atheism – One man’s religion is another man’s superstition and, when you’re an atheist, they’re all superstitions.” — Marsha Hinds Copy Share Image
