Humor Quote by Colleen Gleason

“I am the Vampire Lestat, and nothing … not even this mortal body … is going to defeat me.”

— Anne Rice

“That’s great, Grace, but in case you’ve forgotten, we’re supposed to kill vampires, not play nice and have lunch with them. - Archer”

— K. A. Last

“The vampires took everything from me, but I'm looking into the eyes of one who has the power to give me back a reason…

— J.A. London

“I knew without doubt that if any more of the vampires tried to attack us I’d kill them, too, regardless of apparent age, race,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Two years ago if a vampire bothered someone I just went out and staked the son of a bitch. Now I had to get…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.”

— Heather Brewer

“I swore an oath. I’m not happy to be a vampire. It’s not the life I’d have picked. But it’s mine now, and I’ll…

— Chloe Neill

“I considered the being whom I had cast among mankind and endowed with the will and power to effect purposes of horror, such as…

— Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

“And the nice thing about a stake through the heart was that it also worked on non-vampires.”

— Terry Pratchett

“You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.”

— Lauren Hammond

“Most people spend their lives avoiding things they fear. You run after them. That’s crazy.” He had a point. I closed the door and…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton