“The white man comes, pale as the dawn, with a load of thought, with a slumbering intelligence as a fire raked up,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
When you get started in comedy, you're at the bottom of the totem pole. Not only are you not getting paid at… — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
“You told me I was the best sex you'd ever had in your life...You couldn't get enough...At one point you were so… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“Edwin’s creations landed hit or miss on the board and one miss a year ago ended with us heaving overboard for a… — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
“Smack me if we ever get that awful.” “But I smack you so often,” she said, “how will you know that’s what… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“What are you doing eating a salad? If you turned sideways in the wind, you'd whistle.” — Lani Diane Rich Copy Share Image
“Quinn came over to refill his glass. He looked towards the bedroom door. "Where'd you find the little blonde?" "Used to bounce… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm not playing a fixed character on 'Comedy Nights Live;' in fact I would be seen portraying various characters. — Rashami Desai Copy Share Image
Not everybody, however, has a genuine sense of humor. That calls for an altruistic detachment from oneself and a mysterious sympathy with… — Karl Rahner Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Comedy has always been my saving grace. It's helped me find my voice. It's helped me figure out how to talk about… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I used to do comedy during my theatre days, and I was good at that. — Pankaj Tripathi Copy Share Image
“I don't want to run for anything. I want to shove this miserable cheap-ass check so far up Wells's ass he can… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?" Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh. "Chicks Dig… — Sara Daniell Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure how people drink out of skulls,” Jinx added. Calvin had too many holes in him to make a good… — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
“I’m fairly certain, Captain,” she said, “that the more you discover about me, the more you will dislike me. Therefore, let’s cut… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
