Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG… — Anthony Sampson Copy Share Image
“But if you must know, your moon here is rather more powerful than the ones around my own world.” “The moon?” said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You know the laughter that proceeds from the heart by the way it sounds, and how it makes you feel.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“Good-bye Holmes. It… hasn’t really been a pleasure. But thank you for the information. Be careful to keep out of prison. Unless… — Zechariah Barrett Copy Share Image
“I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
When you have a writing partner and you're writing a comedy, your goal is to make each other laugh. — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“And then to Leo’s surprise, Catherine smiled at him. A sweet, natural, brilliant smile, the first she had ever given him. Leo… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school. — Jessica St. Clair Copy Share Image
“...You have a problem, de Winter?" The words left her mouth before her brain filtered them. "Yes, it’s blond, green-eyed, and thinks… — Alex Lidell Copy Share Image
“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
On 'Sunny,' the main actors are adults, and we're all friends, and we all have the same sense of humor, so there's… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
“They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“While he’d been tentatively considering a possible romantic relationship with her, she’d fallen in love with him. He could barely speak. “Why… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
“Baravetto was unconscious when we found him," Hi said. "What'd you do to the guy?" "Kicked him in the balls, then brained… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“If we are lucky, they were never retarded enough to create computer viruses and will have no such things as firewalls and… — Thomas Wilson Copy Share Image
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The government of man should be the monarchy of reason: it is too often the democracy of passions or the anarchy of… — Benjamin Whichcote Copy Share Image
