“I read the first few," said Jackaby. "I've instructed my duck to just file the rest directly under P. I left it… — William Ritter Copy Share Image
What's the most interesting thing about me? Its a toss up between my frolicking, unconventional, and twisted mind and the way I… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke. — Jory John Copy Share Image
“He was an Atlantean...older than dirt and dirt's great-grandfather.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I should think he must be rather a dressy man for his time of life. Such a number of looking-glasses! Oh Lord!… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“From: Christian Grey Subject: &*%$&*&* Date: August 23 2011 11:23 To: Anastasia Grey Believe me when I say there are a great… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Sicarius wore his usual guess-my-thoughts-if-you-can-mask, though she sensed he did not approve.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“All emotional sharing builds strong and lasting relationship bonds, but sharing humor and sheer delight adds a unique restorative and healing element,… — Jeanne Segal Copy Share Image
“For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.” — Lisa Logue Copy Share Image
Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little… — Aporva Kala Copy Share Image
“Maybe your aunt is funny in quiet moments with her friends because like many women her age, she was taught to not… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Well we were lucky because we started in Canada where everybody has a sense of humour! We flirted a little while with… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
“...by the end of my first week as an intern, I am just about ready to throw my pager out the window.… — Michelle Au Copy Share Image
“Did your phone just play ‘You Are My Sunshine’?” he asked. “Uh-huh. It’s a personalized ring tone. It’s affirming.” He laughed, until… — Abby Gaines Copy Share Image
There's comedy in tragedy, and tragedy in comedy. There's always light and dark in most jobs. Whether it's framed as a comedy,… — Harry Treadaway Copy Share Image
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment Copy Share Image
I believe in putting out positivity into the world and so comedy is a job where you feel like you're making people… — Karan Soni Copy Share Image
“The sight of her made him understand why he'd lost his faith in God.” — Sarah Langan Copy Share Image
“Jesse just smiles. He blows a smoke ring. "Sis," he says, "welcome to the Dark Side.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Keep your sense of humor. There is a 50-50 chance the world can be saved. You- yes you- might be the grain… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“In WASP families, if you don't get along with someone, you have as little to do with them as possible. In Jewish… — Doreen Orion Copy Share Image
