You have to be quite aware that if you are really looking for something funny it is probably not going to happen. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
“He pats his way around the bed and slides back in. 'Ow,' he says. 'Yes?' 'My belt. Would it be weird...' I’m… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“An international power supply is the device which means it doesn't matter what country you're in, or even if you know what… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Maybe he does have a choice to make, but everything I feel, everything I know says absoloutely that choice will be you"… — J.D Robb Copy Share Image
I'm currently working on a romantic comedy between me and Philip Seymour Hoffman. So my next step is to write something so… — Haley Webb Copy Share Image
“How is it?" I ask as we stroll towards the dressing rooms. "Working at the playground. That must be fun." "Sure, they're… — Abby McDonald Copy Share Image
I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
“Businessman sat in his car calculating the net worth of everyone who passed and he noticed something peculiar. While some people were… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“Morpheus places his hand on Jeb's busy fingers, eyes opened to slits. "Ah, my pretty pseudo elf." He takes labored breath. "is… — A.G. Howard Copy Share Image
“Getting involved with a victim was kind of like trying to find love on a reality show...rarely successful.” — Carla Cassidy Copy Share Image
Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“So you like to stretch the truth?" he asked me. "Stretch, fold, spindle, staple or cut, whatever it takes to get it… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.” — Flora Roberts Copy Share Image
I'm strongly attracted to classy, educated women who have a sense of humor and who loves to have a good time without… — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
“Dirty Harriet there is a loose cannon. She pulled a gun on my men.” “They were unconscious.” “What if they weren’t? We’d… — Julie Miller Copy Share Image
A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds. — Percy Ross Copy Share Image
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package? — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The only thing I knew in the world as a little kid was comedy. And no other kids in my school cared… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
