It's much easier for me to do an impression of someone real, because you and the audience begin with a baseline understanding… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
“You know the look: genius gone to pot, and ready to join the Communist Party” — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like. — William Sadler Copy Share Image
“Gussie is an orange-juice addict. He drinks nothing else.' 'I was not aware of that, sir.' 'I have it from his own… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been… — Brooks Atkinson Copy Share Image
“See something you like?" Miller tensed, going tight as a guitar string. "No, but God...Have you ever seen a dick that big… — Amanda Young Copy Share Image
“...but I’d learned a long time ago that the worse things are, the more people lie about them.” — Ripley Patton Copy Share Image
My childhood would be bland without your nurture, love and care. My teenage days would be boring without your advice, pampering and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I bought a big-ass house and haven't decorated it yet," Psycho replied defensively. "Patio furniture looks good in my living room. I… — Kate Angell Copy Share Image
“He'd been raised and trained by Chiron himself, the famous centaur who taught all the best Greek heroes. ( Cough , me, cough .)” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
A little TV money, dollars for sense of humour. Scholar for my attendance like Bueller, so no use for a tutor. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“From now on when a boy starts telling me about his lost loves I am going to run in the opposite direction… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“I was glad to be rid of him. He was one of those people who could go to New York and be… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old.… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
“Aren't men funny? When they want to pay you the greatest compliment in their power, they naively tell you that you have… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If we ban whatever offends any group in our diverse society, we will soon have no art, no culture, no humor, no… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
