Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“i confess i cannot help myself. i am imaginig my self as his wife. i suppose while im at it , i… — Julianne MacLean Copy Share Image
The idea of surprise is part of what makes something funny, or what gets a reaction. At least when I'm an audience… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
“I would appreciate it if you would stop… stop… ogling me like that," she hissed, tugging her very modest neckline higher. "It… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“You greedy schmuck!” Denise burst out. Ian cast a leisurely glance in her direction. “And now my feelings are hurt. That’ll cost… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Said by Colin the dragon: "It's somewhat bizarre to learn that many of you (humans)think that other humans are somehow different enough… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“She wondered what he looked like with his hat off and wondered again if he knew he was funny.” — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I look for every opportunity to mix comedy and horror and tragedy. I love catching audiences off-guard. — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
At first, when we had the Golden Truth, it was fun - but it was always in the back of my head… — Goldust Copy Share Image
“Brain: You don’t want this. Hormones: Dude, this is EXACTLY what I want. B: No, not like this—she's wasted. H: What's your… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians. — George Lucas Copy Share Image
My philosophy is making a movie is difficult enough and I just feel as if you should have a really good time… — Will Packer Copy Share Image
“GET IN" he says, getting in on the driver side. I get in with no questions. Okay. This is a bad movie… — Sara Daniell Copy Share Image
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. — Mae West Copy Share Image
